My first haircut

Hey, do you like my do? I think it is cool. i just stuck my finger in an outlet and perfecto!

I was "resting my eyes" (right pappy) in the car when...

They woke me up and put me in this cool fire engine. How do I get the siren to scream?

I'll make my own siren. Hey watch those scissors they look sharp. Dude, don't chop those threads, it took me 17 months to grow them!

Ok that wasn't too bad. I'm ready to go partying now; ladies look out!